walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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