Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
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