Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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