Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
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It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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