come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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