I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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