I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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