I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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