I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
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Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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