i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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