Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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