her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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