Is it normal to miss your booty call?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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