I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
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