everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
