i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
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Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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