Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
don't judge my taste in strippers
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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