how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
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she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
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I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
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I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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