Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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