We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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