Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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