the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
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I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
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Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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