I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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