it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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