Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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