Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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