I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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