He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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