Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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