drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
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Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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