this will be a night to untag.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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