Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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