At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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