omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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