you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
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he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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