the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
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