have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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