dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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