I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
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just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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