dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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