We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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