I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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