D3 body, D1 cock
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
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We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
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BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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