idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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