People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
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I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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