are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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