Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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