what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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