We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
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The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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