i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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