He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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