i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
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this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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