i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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